Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Corey is a cutiebutt but he has the jaffals so be careful.

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

official-john:

elasticpoodle:

robot-from-the-future:

sylph-ofheart:

temporalgearshift:

lesliecrusher:

i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth

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you did it now man. you brought on the trolls.